True Story - Her Diary vs. His Diary

peterb · #1 01-26-2010, 04:13 PM

HER DIARY:

Dear Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster...

HIS DIARY:

My boat wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

Michael Vezzosi · #2 01-26-2010, 06:08 PM

Holy Crap! Thats funny Peter. How are ya? Part II.

castalot · #3 01-26-2010, 08:00 PM

now if only i could get laid

cdavisdb · #4 01-26-2010, 08:03 PM

Laughed till I almost choked. So true!

Strange, my wife (who came to see what all the fuss was about) didn't think it was funny.

BigLew · #5 01-26-2010, 10:40 PM

Reminds me of the reason men and women get married.

Man gets married because he loves her just the way she is and hopes she never changes.

Woman gets married because what she believes she can change him to be.

...and that's the way it is.

Islandtrader · #6 01-27-2010, 10:47 AM

I like Carl Moesly's Quote...

A boat is like a wife. The one that catches your eye and makes you the happiest is the one for you.

Fr. Frank · #7 01-27-2010, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Reminds me of the reason men and women get married.

Man gets married because he loves her just the way she is and hopes she never changes.
Woman gets married because what she believes she can change him to be.
...and that's the way it is.

And thus neither one get what they want

uncleboo · #8 01-27-2010, 12:43 PM

My wife can change me all she wants....she paid for the SF18!

Rainmaker · #9 01-27-2010, 08:10 PM

So thats how it works.... if the boat doesn't start then I have a chance.

Fr. Frank · #10 01-27-2010, 10:51 PM

Quote:

My wife can change me all she wants....she paid for the SF18!

That's funny. My wife bought my 20' Seafari for me.