Bird Poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I still think you should give'em a taste of their own medicine. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Best thing is a rubber snake

I've seen that too. People here even put them on their roofs. Pie tins are also a popular one.
But the best of all (tough slightly immoral) is feed'em alka seltzer. Now that fun for the whole family. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Spider, now that I think about it. You could pop an alka seltzer up the pie hole of that mut of yours and you can freak your neighbors out by tellin'em she has rabies. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]